when ever my team loses I don’t even have a reaction anymore I just kind of stare blankly into an imaginary camera like I’m on the office

1 hour ago with 360 notes / via: vladimirovichs source: penaltybox
same -


there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

1 hour ago with 475,151 notes / via: gradysizemores source: ribbu


trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

1 hour ago with 2,579 notes / via: gaytruckerblog source: warmbug

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2 hours ago with 752 notes / via: ohhicas source: travalicious


me trying to participate in sports

3 hours ago with 22,797 notes / via: gradysizemores source: sniffing


get your game on
drive safe

(Source: communistbakery)

3 hours ago with 97,057 notes / via: lidstrom source: communistbakery


things i love

  • hot dads
  • hot 35 year olds
  • powerful men
  • rich men
  • hot dads
3 hours ago with 11,560 notes / via: hanniballecters source: loushirolls


what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

4 hours ago with 588,579 notes / via: atavanheaven source: largecoin



what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:

  • biscuit crumbs everywhere
  • distant sobbing sounds
  • sound of someone falling over in another room

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

4 hours ago with 65,176 notes / via: 4lungboy source: monetizeyourcat


don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

5 hours ago with 62,244 notes / via: vincentvangoghfuckyourself source: wandatinasky